Jane is practicing her observation. She finds an (animal, such as you would find in a box) in a box.
“Schrödinger’s been at it again!” concludes Jane. “But I’ll check inside with my shrewd investigation and determine whether it’s alive or dead.”
She checks inside the box. The (animal) is alive.
“Yay!” says Jane.
“(Noise)!” says the (animal).
“(Noise)!” agrees Jane.
“That’s annoyingly nonspecific,” says Martin. He’s leaning against a (thing, such as one might lean against). He adjusts his (attitude) goggles.
Jane looks puzzled. “That’s not Schrödinger’s work,” she admits.
She surveys the (animal).
“Maybe there’s an (adjective noun),” Jane theorizes.
She hefts the (animal). She turns it over. There’s an (adjective noun) clinging to its underbelly.
“Aha!” says Jane.
She points at the (adjective noun) on its fur. It pulses (adjectively). “See?”
“Hm?” Martin temporizes.
“I did a paper on this for (grade),” Jane says. “It turns out that the nonspecificity in the world isn’t natural. It’s a biotechnological innovation fueled by the life energy of the (adjective noun)s!”
Martin blinks. “So, when (politician you don’t like) dodges questions on (issue), they’re using (adjective noun)s?”
“(Response),” Jane enthuses.
“They’re not just political,” Jane notes. “They’re also used in Mad Libs. I bet that the (disaster) down at the Mad Libs (containment facility) let some of them escape. Now it’s clinging to (animal) as an expression of its platonic love for nature!”
“(embarrassed observation),” says (adjective noun).
“(The kind of thing you would expect Martin to say in this circumstance),” Martin says.
“It might also love boxes,” Jane suggests.
“(The kind of thing you would expect Martin to say in this circumstance),” Martin, arguably, repeats.
“It’s a bit like (profound truth) in a (pop culture reference),” Jane agrees.
The (adjective noun) (adverb verbs).
It’s funny, because (explanation of the joke).
And Jane laughs with the (adjective noun), and she hugs it close to her, and in a world freed so many years ago from (that thing which causes or resembles suffering or sorrow). And there is a pang in her for a moment then that may be traced, ultimately, to a story that didn’t end; to a (thing) that continued past the devouring of the world; to a difficulty worked into the fabric of things that did not end when (the condition or conditions of life that mandate suffering) went away:
“Because we couldn’t live without them,” (name) observes.