While waiting for dinner, Jane and Bob made a world out of firewood. It was five hundred miles wide and ten miles deep. It had lots of firewood animals and firewood cities and firewood people.
“Jane! Bob!” said their mother. “Look what you’ve done! How are we going to burn our firewood now?”
“But Mom!” said Jane. “We were bored!”
“You are very bad little children, ” said their Mom, and sent them to bed without supper.
Jane and Bob were very angry. So they snuck out to the world they had made and became monsters. Each had seven hundred teeth and five hundred claws! They also had LAW rockets.
That’s why firewood is so afraid of people. It’s not because you might burn it. It’s because you might turn out to be Jane or Bob!
Silly firewood. Jane and Bob aren’t real! They’re just a story somebody made up.